Posts Tagged ‘Donald’

What Robert Mueller Reportedly Wants To Ask Donald Trump

The New York Times obtained a list of possible questions for the president. Politics – U.S. Political News, Opinion and Analysis SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN!- -As millions of Americans strive to deal with the economic downturn,loss of jobs,foreclosures,high cost of gas,and the rising cost of prescription drug cost. Charles Myrick ,the President of American Consultants Rx, […]

Donald Trump Roasted For Painfully Awkward Attempt To Hold Melania’s Hand

Well, that didn’t seem to go as planned. Politics – U.S. Political News, Opinion and Analysis SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN!- -As millions of Americans strive to deal with the economic downturn,loss of jobs,foreclosures,high cost of gas,and the rising cost of prescription drug cost. Charles Myrick ,the President of American Consultants Rx, announced the re-release of the […]

Donald Trump Mocked After He Can’t Quite Describe The White House

“There really is no name for it.” Politics – U.S. Political News, Opinion and Analysis SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN!- -As millions of Americans strive to deal with the economic downturn,loss of jobs,foreclosures,high cost of gas,and the rising cost of prescription drug cost. Charles Myrick ,the President of American Consultants Rx, announced the re-release of the American […]

Donald Trump Helps Suffering Puerto Ricans By Throwing Paper Towels At Them

We never thought we’d write this headline. U.S. Political News, Opinion and Analysis – HuffPost Politics SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN!- -As millions of Americans strive to deal with the economic downturn,loss of jobs,foreclosures,high cost of gas,and the rising cost of prescription drug cost. Charles Myrick ,the President of American Consultants Rx, announced the re-release of the […]

Donald Trump Jr.’s Tweet Burns Roger Goodell, But Twitter Claps Back Harder

One tweeter lamented, “if only you cared as much about free speech as you do about pleasing your father.” U.S. Political News, Opinion and Analysis – HuffPost Politics SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN!- -As millions of Americans strive to deal with the economic downturn,loss of jobs,foreclosures,high cost of gas,and the rising cost of prescription drug cost. Charles […]

Miami Mayor To Donald Trump: It’s Time To Talk About Climate Change

As Hurricane Irma forces millions to evacuate, Mayor Tomás Regalado says: “If this isn’t climate change, I don’t know what is.” U.S. Political News, Opinion and Analysis – HuffPost Politics SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN!- -As millions of Americans strive to deal with the economic downturn,loss of jobs,foreclosures,high cost of gas,and the rising cost of prescription drug […]

Donald Trump Is Making Someone Else Face The Cameras To Announce DACA’s Fate

Attorney General Jeff Sessions, a vocal opponent of the Obama-era program, will do the job instead on Tuesday. And he won’t be taking questions. U.S. Political News, Opinion and Analysis – HuffPost Politics SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN!- -As millions of Americans strive to deal with the economic downturn,loss of jobs,foreclosures,high cost of gas,and the rising cost […]

New Bill Would Require Donald Trump To Undergo Mental Health Evaluation

Rep. Zoe Lofgren (D-Calif.) isn’t a psychiatrist, but she wants to make the president see one. U.S. Political News, Opinion and Analysis – HuffPost Politics SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN!- -As millions of Americans strive to deal with the economic downturn,loss of jobs,foreclosures,high cost of gas,and the rising cost of prescription drug cost. Charles Myrick ,the President […]

Donald Trump Is The Fast-Food President

The Trump administration is taking the reins off low-wage employers. It’s a stark reversal from the Obama years. U.S. Political News, Opinion and Analysis – HuffPost Politics SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN!- -As millions of Americans strive to deal with the economic downturn,loss of jobs,foreclosures,high cost of gas,and the rising cost of prescription drug cost. Charles Myrick […]

Donald Trump Jokes About Firing Tom Price If GOP Repeal Effort Fails

He said he wouldn’t talk about politics at the Boy Scout event. (Then he did.) U.S. Political News, Opinion and Analysis – HuffPost Politics SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN!- -As millions of Americans strive to deal with the economic downturn,loss of jobs,foreclosures,high cost of gas,and the rising cost of prescription drug cost. Charles Myrick ,the President of […]

Donald Trump Criticizes Jeff Sessions For Recusing Himself From Russia Probe

He also went after Robert Mueller, James Comey and Rod Rosenstein. U.S. Political News, Opinion and Analysis – HuffPost Politics SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN!- -As millions of Americans strive to deal with the economic downturn,loss of jobs,foreclosures,high cost of gas,and the rising cost of prescription drug cost. Charles Myrick ,the President of American Consultants Rx, announced […]

Email To Donald Trump Jr. Reportedly Spoke Of Russian Plot To Aid Trump Campaign

The email claimed the Kremlin was the source of information that could hurt Hillary Clinton, The New York Times says. U.S. Political News, Opinion and Analysis – HuffPost Politics SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN!- -As millions of Americans strive to deal with the economic downturn,loss of jobs,foreclosures,high cost of gas,and the rising cost of prescription drug cost. […]

Stephen Colbert Went All The Way To Russia To Troll Donald Trump Over ‘Tapes’

Stephen Colbert is ready to help President Donald Trump. Trump admitted on Thursday he didn’t have any recordings of former FBI director James Comey, as he had previously implied. But the “Late Show” host said he can find them… since he’s in Russia right now: .@realDonaldTrump Don't worry, Mr. President. I'm in Russia. If the […]

Bold, Gay Teacher Of The Year Photo Bombs Donald Trump With Fan

Relaxed, smiling broadly, President Donald Trump likely had no idea what Rhode Island teacher of the year Nikos Giannopoulos was doing just behind his back the moment a special Oval Office photo was snapped. Giannopoulos, sporting a rainbow pin in his lapel, posed with a lacy fan to make a point. Now the photo with […]

Andy Samberg Casts A Spell Over Donald Trump’s ‘Witch Hunt’ Claims

Jimmy Kimmel called on a (spoof) witch to rule whether President Donald Trump is actually the subject of the “greatest witch hunt” in U.S. political history. The late night host turned to high priestess Abigail Shipton (”Brooklyn Nine-Nine” star Andy Samberg) to make sense of the claim, which Trump made over a new report which […]

Stephen Colbert Suggests The Perfect Place For Donald Trump To Testify Under Oath

President Donald Trump says he is fully prepared to testify under oath on his interactions with former FBI Director James Comey. But to ensure Trump’s total honesty during any possible hearing, “Late Show” host Stephen Colbert has an idea for where it should take place. And that’s on an “Access Hollywood” bus: "Under Oath" is […]

Stephen Colbert Likens James Comey’s Dinner With Donald Trump To ‘Jurassic Park’

Tonight: Stephen read through James Comey's pre-written testimony, and found some pretty weird stuff. #LSSC — The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) June 8, 2017 “Late Show” host Stephen Colbert thinks fired FBI Director James Comey’s dinner with President Donald Trump was straight out of a movie. Namely, “Jurassic Park.” In written testimony released Wednesday, Comey […]

Trevor Noah: Donald Trump’s ‘Accomplishments’ Are Actually Phony

“James Comey week” is here, notes Trevor Noah. The ousted FBI director is due to publicly testify about investigations on President Donald Trump’s campaign and Russia Thursday ― and Noah vowed he won’t let the commander in chief get away with selling America nothingburgers as a distraction. On Tuesday, “The Daily Show” host pointed out that most of Trump’s recent accomplishments […]

Stephen Colbert Imagines Another Batch Of Donald Trump’s Postcards Home

Donald Trump has got the postcard-writing bug. Kind of. On Friday’s “Late Show,” Stephen Colbert imagined another batch of notes that Trump has been sending back to his family members and allies during his first big trip abroad as president. “The Pope has a Golden Throne too!” he writes to his son, Donald Trump Jr., in […]

Seth Meyers: Donald Trump Should Name His Handshakes After Dance Moves

President Donald Trump’s bizarre way of shaking hands continues to amuse and amaze in equal measure. After Trump twice engaged in epic handshake-offs with France’s newly elected president Emmanuel Macron at the NATO summit in Brussels on Thursday, “Late Night” host Seth Meyers joked that Trump should name his varying techniques after dance moves. “I […]

George R. R. Martin Likens Donald Trump To His Most Sadistic ‘Game Of Thrones’ Character

George R. R. Martin is bringing winter early to President Donald Trump. The acclaimed author has compared the commander-in-chief to one of the most brutal, sadistic and despicable characters from “Game of Thrones”— King Joffrey Baratheon: “I think Joffrey is now the king in America,” Martin said in an interview with Esquire published Wednesday. “And […]

Bono Blasts Donald Trump: He Doesn’t Have ‘The People Who Are Hardest Hit In Mind’

U2 frontman Bono revealed just why he thinks Donald Trump isn’t up to the job of president. The musician was outlining to Jimmy Kimmel Tuesday his mission to eradicate extreme poverty and stressed that he has “so much respect” for a lot of the people who had voted Trump into the White House. Bono said he understood why the political process […]

‘Late Show’ Packs Donald Trump’s Suitcase For His First Foreign Trip

Tic Tacs? Check. Golf balls? Check. Photograph of Russian President Vladimir Putin? Check. On Friday, “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” imagined just what Donald Trump packed in his suitcase for his first trip overseas as president. There’s no sign of any steaks, though. Presumably because the caterers preparing his meals in Saudi Arabia have already […]

Jimmy Kimmel Turns Donald Trump’s Media Lunch Into ‘Red Wedding’ From ‘Game Of Thrones’

Jimmy Kimmel imagined what President Donald Trump’s off-the-record lunch with the media may have turned out like on Thursday. And it wasn’t pretty. Kimmel suggested the meal with cable and network news anchors at the White House may have taken a “Game of Thrones” turn and ended up like the infamous “Red Wedding” scene. “Only Tucker […]

Jimmy Kimmel Presents ‘Electomania 2020’ — Donald Trump vs. The Rock

Jimmy Kimmel can’t wait for Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson to take on President Donald Trump in the race for the White House. With Johnson considering a run for the Oval Office in 2020 (and actually leading Trump in a new public policy poll), the late night host imagined Wednesday just how the contest may play […]

Stephen Colbert Brings Down The House With A Direct Message To Donald Trump

What seemed like a quick throwaway line about President Donald Trump got a big reaction when Stephen Colbert delivered it to his “Late Show” audience on Monday night. Colbert was speaking about the chaos in the White House press office, and Trump toying aloud with the idea of ditching daily briefings and doing his own press conferences […]

Jimmy Kimmel Imagines What Donald Trump’s Commencement Speech Will Sound Like

Jimmy Kimmel gave the class of 2017 a taste of what to expect from a commencement speech by President Donald Trump. Trump is scheduled to speak to graduates at Liberty University in Lynchburg, Virginia, and the Coast Guard Academy in New London, Connecticut, this weekend. “But for those he won’t be able to get to […]

Stephen Colbert Wants To Thank Donald Trump With A ‘Special’ Gift

President Donald Trump insisted on Twitter that everyone will be “thanking” him for firing FBI director James Comey this week.  That got CBS “Late Show” host Stephen Colbert to think of a way to express his own gratitude to the president.  “How should we thank him? We should get him something special,” Colbert suggested. “How about […]

Donald Trump’s Weird Way Of Pinning A Tweet Is Freaking People Out

Twitter maverick President Donald Trump strikes again. On Monday afternoon, Trump broke with Twitter norms to pin a tweet in a highly unusual way ― by pasting it into his account’s header image. The president superimposed a post of Congressional Republicans celebrating the House’s passing of a measure to repeal and replace Obamacare in the Oval […]

Conan O’Brien’s Staffers Challenge Alec Baldwin To A Tremendous Donald Trump-Off

There was only ever going to be one winner. On Thursday’s broadcast of “Conan,” Alec Baldwin went head-to-head against several of the late night show’s staffers in a battle of the best President Donald Trump impression.  But Conan O’Brien’s team just couldn’t contend with Baldwin’s impersonation, which he’s honed to great effect (and Trump’s dismay) on “Saturday Night Live.”  […]

Donald Trump Thinks Exercise Is Bad For You

Nothing is safe from alternative facts ― even exercise. According to Donald Trump, physical fitness is useless. As the Washington Post’s Michael Kranish and Marc Fisher wrote in their new book, Trump Revealed, Trump believes a sweat session actually does more harm than good: After college, after Trump mostly gave up his personal athletic interests, he came […]

Let’s Watch Sean Spicer Count To 100 On Donald Trump’s 100th Day In Office

Sean Spicer sure does the math in this viral “Daily Show” video. To mark President Donald Trump’s 100th day in office, Trevor Noah’s team edited together footage of the White House press secretary reeling off numbers. It makes it seem as if he’s counting to 100. Because… well… why not? Check it out in the […]

Trevor Noah: Donald Trump Is Making Bank Being The President

“The Daily Show” host Trevor Noah doesn’t understand why people are upset that former President Barack Obama will receive $ 400,000 to speak at a conference organized by a Wall Street firm. “I know people may say that it weakens public trust when politicians cash in immediately after leaving office, but at least Obama waited until he left […]

Fox News Host: Donald Trump Could Get Corporate Sponsors For His Wall

With Republicans backing off a demand for money to fund President Donald Trump’s border wall in the upcoming spending bill, Fox News is stepping in with some ideas. “Fox & Friends” host Brian Kilmeade spoke with Republican strategist Noelle Nikpour, who suggested private funding for the wall.  In a video clip Media Matters posted online, Nikpour […]

Alec Baldwin Reveals The Secret To A Perfect Donald Trump Impression

Alec Baldwin told “Late Show” host Stephen Colbert a little about how he prepares for his role as President Donald Trump on “Saturday Night Live.” “It’s totally a caricature, you just pick a few things. Like I was sitting in the room, I’m going left eyebrow up, right eyebrow down,” he said on Tuesday night’s […]

Donald Trump May Not Actually Know Who’s Running North Korea

President Donald Trump has indicated that two of his predecessors, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama, were “outplayed” by “this gentleman” in North Korea. In an interview scheduled to air on “Fox & Friends” on Tuesday morning, Trump told Ainsley Earhardt:  “They’ve been talking with this gentleman for a long time. You read Clinton’s book, he said, ‘Oh, we made […]

Space Group Protests Donald Trump From 90,000 Feet Above Earth

Edgar Mitchell, the late NASA astronaut who had walked on the moon, once said that when you see Earth from outer space, you develop a “global consciousness … an intense dissatisfaction with the state of the world, and a compulsion to do something about it.” “From out there on the Moon, international politics look so petty,” Mitchell […]

Donald Trump Honors Military Veterans He Once Mocked

President Donald Trump paid tribute to former prisoners of war, despite having mocked Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) for having been captured. Declaring Sunday “National Former Prisoner of War Recognition Day,” Trump said that “America honors our service men and women imprisoned during war.  These patriots have moved and inspired our Nation through their unyielding sacrifices and […]

Inventor Of The Web Skewers Donald Trump’s ‘Disgusting’ Internet Privacy Rollback

The Trump administration’s rollback on Obama-era internet privacy rules is “disgusting” and “appalling,” says the man who created the world wide web. Tim Berners-Lee spoke out against the repeal of the Federal Communications Commission’s privacy rules Tuesday, soon after being declared the recipient of the 2016 ACM A.M. Turing Award ― a $ 1 million accolade dubbed the “Nobel Prize of […]

Seth Meyers Roasts Donald Trump Over Chuck Todd Insult

“Late Night” host Seth Meyers hit back at President Donald Trump for insulting “Meet The Press” host Chuck Todd.  Trump attacked Todd and NBC News as “fake news” on Saturday for reporting on Russia’s interference in the 2016 presidential election and the Trump administration’s ties to the Kremlin. He called the anchor “sleepy eyes,” an insult he’s […]

Twitter Users Skewer Donald Trump For Skipping The Signing Of Executive Orders

Donald Trump’s disappearing act from the Oval Office on Friday did not go unnoticed on Twitter. After the president walked out without signing two executive orders on trade policies that he’d just promoted to the media, BuzzFeed editor Jesse McLaren reimagined the awkward incident as the closing credits from HBO’s political comedy “Veep.” TRUMP MOMENT as @VeepHBO closing […]

Stephen Colbert Mocks Donald Trump Over ‘Bring Your Daughter To Govern Day’

Tonight! Ivanka Trump is slated to become the President's "eyes and ears" as she begins her official job at the White House. #LSSC — The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) March 31, 2017 Stephen Colbert poked fun at President Donald Trump on Thursday for hiring his own daughter. With media reports indicating that Ivanka Trump will serve as the […]

Stephen Colbert Slams Donald Trump’s ‘Bureau of Obvious Nepotism’

Stephen Colbert ripped President Donald Trump for hiring his own son-in-law for a key job in a newly created department.  Jared Kushner, who is married to the president’s elder daughter, Ivanka Trump, has been tapped by the commander in chief to oversee the “overhaul” of the government bureaucracy.   “And the government desperately needs overhaul,” Colbert […]

Trucker Donald Trump Goes ‘Back To The Future’ In Hilarious Mashup

Great Scott!!! President Donald Trump is transported “Back to the Future” for a drag race with Marty McFly in this glorious mashup. YouTube user Todd Dracula edited footage of Trump gleefully messing around in a giant truck at the White House on Thursday into a scene from the franchise’s third and final movie. It’s something to […]

Seth Meyers Warns Donald Trump: Stop Plagiarizing ‘Saturday Night Live’ Bits

For Seth Meyers, President Donald Trump has finally gone too far. On Thursday’s “Late Night,” the host joked that he didn’t actually mind when Trump “talked dirty with Billy Bush” or told Russia to “hack” his 2016 Democratic presidential rival Hillary Clinton’s emails. What he did take serious issue with, however, was Trump “stealing bits” […]

Stephen Colbert’s Alter Ego Delivers A Blistering ‘Werd’ On Donald Trump’s Budget

“Late Show” host Stephen Colbert brought back his conservative alter ego to take a look at President Donald Trump’s proposed budget cuts.  And let’s just say there’s a lot that the talk show host’s blustering “identical twin cousin” likes in it ― like cuts to Meals on Wheels, which the White House says hasn’t met its objective.  […]

Stephen Colbert Hilariously Imagines Donald Trump’s Other ‘Irish’ Proverbs

Stephen Colbert gave Donald Trump a helping hand with his proverbs on Friday. After the president hailed America’s Irish heritage by quoting what probably wasn’t actually an Irish saying, the “Late Show” host suggested a bunch of other (fake) Irish phrases for the commander in chief to use in future. Who knew that “You better […]

#LetThemDie: ‘Heartless’ Donald Trump Blasted For Killing Meals On Wheels Funds

President Donald Trump is coming under fire for proposing a budget that includes the complete elimination of federal funding for Meals on Wheels programs. Meals on Wheels provides food to the elderly, poor, veterans, disabled and others who often can’t leave their homes. However, under the proposed budget, the Department of Housing and Urban Development’s […]

Donald Trump And The GOP Are Facing A Jimmy Carter Problem

WASHINGTON ― With the election of President Donald Trump and their long-awaited attempt to repeal the Affordable Care Act finally at hand, Republicans find themselves facing peril of historic proportions. Let’s call it their Jimmy Carter problem. After the outsider peanut farmer-turned-politician from Georgia won the White House in 1976’s post-Watergate election, he took office […]

Stephen Colbert Does The Real Math On Donald Trump’s Promised Border Wall

President Donald Trump has promised so many things of his controversial southern border wall. On the 2016 presidential election campaign trail, Trump vowed that his proposed U.S./Mexico barrier would be “big, “powerful,” “impenetrable,” “physical” and “beautiful.” With the due date for contractors to submit prototypes falling Friday, “Late Show host” Stephen Colbert talked to construction experts […]

Samantha Bee Rips Media For Gushing Whenever Donald Trump Sounds Even Semi-Presidential

Samantha Bee took aim at the media for the way it’s been reporting on President Donald Trump. The “Full Frontal” host was furious with some of the press for raining “golden compliments down” on Trump following his more measured first major speech to Congress last week. “What the fuck is wrong with you?!” asked Bee […]

Mark Hamill Returns As Donald Trump The Joker To Read Wiretap Tweets

Actor Mark Hamill has made Donald Trump’s weekend wiretap tweets sound even more unhinged. In a new audio clip, the “Star Wars” star read the president’s baseless claims that former President Barack Obama had ordered wiretaps on Trump Tower during the 2016 campaign. Hamill performed the tweets in the style of the Caped Crusader’s arch-enemy “The Joker.” It’s the […]

Stephen Colbert Savages Donald Trump’s Wiretap Tweets

Stephen Colbert picked apart President Donald Trump’s baseless wiretap claims on Monday night. After Trump tweeted claims ― without evidence ― that former President Barack Obama had ordered wiretaps on Trump Tower in the run up to the 2016 election, the “Late Show” host lamented how it had forced the White House to set its “Twitter […]

Bill Maher Calls For Return Of The Liberal Bad Boys To Take On Donald Trump

Bill Maher says it’s time for the Democrats to unleash their own “loudmouth” candidate to take on President Donald Trump. “We don’t have the luxury any more to mess around with milk toast Democratic politicians who don’t move people,” he said on Friday’s broadcast of “Real Time.” “As ridiculous as Trump is, he does come […]

Seth Meyers Rips Jeff Sessions For Halting His Donald Trump Party

Seth Meyers was all set to celebrate President Donald Trump getting “everything under control” on Thursday night. The “Late Night” host said he was preparing to give Trump some credit after he appeared to “reset the narrative” of his presidency with a measured address to Congress. Meyers even started blowing up a “Congratulations” balloon to mark […]

Keith Olbermann: ‘Racist’ Donald Trump Is Simply ‘Banning Muslims’ And ‘Purging Hispanics’

Keith Olbermann is demanding that people call out President Donald Trump’s anti-immigration policies for exactly what they are. In a new clip for GQ’s “The Resistance” series, the journalist said the executive order that barred refugees and visitors from seven Muslim-majority countries from entering the United States was simply a “Muslim ban.” And he labelled Trump’s immigration […]

Transgender Cub Scout Nails Why Donald Trump Is Wrong To Remove Protections For Trans Students

A New Jersey boy who made history this year when he became the first transgender Cub Scout says it’s a mistake for President Donald Trump to roll back a key protection for transgender students. The White House this week said that it was nixing a directive from the previous administration that states let transgender students […]

Jimmy Fallon Kills It With Hilarious Donald Trump Presser Spoof

Donald Trump just wants “four more weeks, four more weeks.” On Thursday’s broadcast of “The Tonight Show,” host Jimmy Fallon channeled the president to recreate his earlier press conference. Using a Magic 8-Ball, Trump expertly fielded reporters’ questions before deciding it was time to retire the term “fake news,” and replace it with something more sophisticated […]

Psychiatrist: Calling Donald Trump Mentally Ill Is An Insult To The Mentally Ill

A leading psychiatrist is pushing back after a group of industry professionals wrote a letter to The New York Times saying Donald Trump suffers from “grave emotional instability” that “makes him incapable of serving safely as president.” But it’s not exactly a letter of support for the president.  Allen Frances, professor emeritus of psychiatry and behavioral sciences […]

Cartoon Donald Trump’s Bedtime Routine May Give You Nightmares

President Donald Trump’s pre-sleep rituals have received a cartoon makeover. The “Late Show” imagined on Friday what POTUS does before drifting off inside the White House each night. Just don’t let it give you nightmares. Check out the full segment above. type=type=RelatedArticlesblockTitle=Related Coverage + articlesList=589ec37ee4b0ab2d2b157f58,589ebb68e4b0ab2d2b157e8c,589d661be4b094a129e9c5a8,589d92d3e4b0ab2d2b1410c4 — This feed and its contents are the property of The […]

Trevor Noah Explains Why Donald Trump Is Like The Knicks

“The Daily Show” host Trevor Noah thinks Donald Trump is very mad. When Seattle-based judge James Robart put a nationwide block on the president’s week-old refugee ban on Friday, he basically “shut down” the Donald “like he was one of his own casinos,” Noah said on Monday. The ruling against the executive order made Noah realize […]

Eminem Goes After Donald Trump On New Big Sean Track

Eminem is once again taking a firm stand against Donald Trump. The Detroit rap star calls the president “a bitch” and vows to “make his whole brand go under” in a verse on Big Sean’s track “No Favors.” It features on Big Sean’s new album “I Decided,” which he released on Friday ― and the song also […]

Jon Stewart: President Donald Trump Is Making Bulls**t The Official U.S. Language

Jon Stewart is back, and he wasted no time going after President Donald Trump. Appearing on the “Late Show With Stephen Colbert” on Tuesday night, the former “Daily Show” host made some unusual wardrobe choices in honor of the new president. “The president sets men’s fashion,” Stewart said. “I saw the inauguration, super-long tie, dead animal […]

Seth Meyers Reveals What Donald Trump Should Always Do Before Taking Action

Seth Meyers took aim at Donald Trump’s Muslim travel ban on Monday. The “Late Night” host dubbed the executive order which prohibits refugees and visitors from seven Muslim-majority countries from entering the United States as “cruel and unnecessary.” Meyers then dissected the “sloppy and confusing” implementation of the ban itself, which he said saw officials […]

Bill Maher Hilariously Picks Apart Donald Trump’s Chaotic First Week In Power

It’s no laughing matter, but the Trump administration is already providing plenty of comic fodder for Bill Maher. The “Real Time” host dissected President Donald Trump’s first week in office on Friday, and hilariously likened its often chaotic nature to the last half hour of the movie “Goodfellas.” The late night host also went in […]

Seth Meyers Dissects Donald Trump’s Many Lies (Again)

Donald Trump’s lies are fast becoming a regular theme for Seth Meyers. On Thursday’s broadcast of “Late Night: Seth Meyers,” the show’s host was once again forced to pick apart the president’s false claims from the previous 24 hours. Meyers first analyzed what was believed to be the source of Trump’s oft-repeated yet entirely unsupported […]

Seth Meyers Mocks Donald Trump Over His TV Watching Habits

Seth Meyers poked fun at President Donald Trump’s alleged habit of watching too much TV. Meyers referenced reports that people close to Trump were concerned about him being distracted by the negative coverage of his administration and his tendency to watch television when he’s bored. The “Late Night” host said on Wednesday that he sympathized […]

Jimmy Kimmel Vows To Grab ‘Pumpkin’ President Donald Trump ‘By The Guts’ For The Next 4 Years

Jimmy Kimmel has shared his plan of action for Donald Trump’s presidency. The late night host said that since Trump was now president, people were asking if he would “continue to make fun of the most powerful man on earth.” “And the answer is ‘yeah, of course,’” he revealed Friday. “I’ve not had it easy, for […]

Donald Trump Really Won’t Like These Presidential Portrait Makeovers

Redditors gave this official portrait of president-elect Donald Trump a hilarious makeover. A fierce Photoshop battle broke out over the image, in which Trump looks sternly toward the camera: People face-swapped Trump with Russian President Vladimir Putin, subtly substituted his American flag pin and even predicted the outcome of his first term in office. Check out […]

Redditors Imagine If President Barack Obama Tweeted Like Donald Trump

What *if* President Barack Obama had used the same regularly-offensive and inflammatory tone on Twitter that President-elect Donald Trump does? It’s probably safe to say that the last eight years could have shaped up a whole lot differently. With that in mind, Redditors have been imagining how Obama could have reacted on the micro-blogging service […]

Stephen Colbert Suggests Other Tribute Acts For Donald Trump’s Inauguration

Stephen Colbert believes it’s “a perfect fit” that a Bruce Springsteen tribute band is set to perform at Donald Trump’s inauguration party. “Who better to sing for a reality show president than a man pretending to be the Boss?” the “Late Show” host said Friday, in reference to the B-Street Band’s planned appearance at the […]

Jimmy Kimmel Sums Up Donald Trump’s Press Conference In Just 10 Seconds

Didn’t have time to watch all of Donald Trump’s press conference on Wednesday? Don’t worry. Jimmy Kimmel has boiled down the president-elect’s first presser in six months to its key parts. The overview lasts only 10 seconds, but it still gives a pretty good idea of what went down. Check it out in the clip above. type=type=RelatedArticlesblockTitle=Related […]

Seth Meyers Explores How Donald Trump’s ‘Unhinged’ Tweets Distract From Serious Issues

Seth Meyers took a closer look Monday at how Donald Trump’s tweets distract people from the more pressing issues at hand. The “Late Night” host said topics such as Russian interference with the presidential election and the non-vetting of the president-elect’s cabinet picks had this week been pushed into the background as Trump used the […]

Twitter Predicts Donald Trump’s Response To Meryl Streep’s Speech

Meryl Streep’s poised and headline-making takedown of President-elect Donald Trump had Twitter users wondering one thing Sunday night: Which 140 characters would the president-elect use when he responded? Based on past performances, folks predicted everything from Trump’s response to the time he would probably tweet his message. Let me beat you to it @realDonaldTrump – […]

Donald Trump’s Path To 300 House Votes On Infrastructure Runs Through The Black Caucus

WASHINGTON ― Donald Trump opponents have been urging Democrats since the day after the election to offer the incoming president nothing but across-the-board resistance to his agenda. Anything else, the argument goes, is tantamount to an endorsement of racism, misogyny and Islamophobia. Liberal magazine writers have been particularly outspoken in support of the strategy of […]

Tweeters Mock Donald Trump’s ‘Lazy Screencap’ Christmas Message

Twitter users couldn’t resist poking fun at Donald Trump’s Christmas tweet over the weekend. The president-elect wished his followers “Merry Christmas” on Sunday morning with what appeared to be a photograph of just himself walking past a Christmas tree, with his fist raised and clenched: #MerryChristmas — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 25, 2016 He followed […]

Trevor Noah: ‘Donald Trump Is Like A Fine Meth’

Donald Trump and House Speaker Paul Ryan were often at odds during the presidential campaign, but that didn’t stop the president-elect from singing Ryan’s praises at a recent Wisconsin rally. “He’s like a fine wine,” Trump said of Ryan on Tuesday. “Every day goes by, I get to appreciate his genius more and more.”  Trevor Noah thinks […]

Donald Trump Says His Sons Will Run His Company, But ‘No New Deals’ While He’s In Office

Donald Trump’s two eldest sons, Don Jr. and Eric Trump, will manage his real estate and resort businesses while he’s in office, the president-elect announced late Monday. And he pledged that “no new deals will be done” during that time.  In a series of tweets posted around midnight, Trump stressed that while he is “not mandated by […]

‘SNL’s’ Angela Merkel Is Not Happy Donald Trump Is Time’s ‘Person Of The Year’

“Saturday Night Live” imagined how German Chancellor Angela Merkel is coping with President-elect Donald Trump succeeding her as Time’s “Person of the Year.” And the short answer is… not too well. Kate McKinnon as Germany’s political leader told the host of the “Weekend Update” segment, Colin Jost, that it “kind of undermines the honor for me.” […]

Stephen Colbert: Is Donald Trump Violating Laws Or Just Norms?

Is President-elect Donald Trump actually violating laws with his unconventional transition? Or is he only breaking with norms set by previous presidents? Stephen Colbert took a detailed look at the issue on Friday with the launch of his new segment, “Norm or Law?” The “Late Show” host examined whether Trump’s refusal to release his tax return […]

Stephen Colbert Gets All Queasy Over Donald Trump’s Cabinet Picks

Watching Donald Trump pick his cabinet is making Stephen Colbert feel nauseous. On Thursday’s broadcast of the “Late Show,” the comedian likened the experience to “watching your nana get a sponge bath.” “You know it has to be done, but it’s upsetting,” he quipped. Colbert analyzed the president-elect’s nomination of Oklahoma Attorney General Scott Pruitt to head […]

Donald Trump Vows To Reduce Drug Prices, Doesn’t Say How

NEW YORK – President-elect Donald Trump took aim at drugmakers on Wednesday by promising in a magazine interview that “I’m going to bring down drug prices,” sending shares of pharmaceutical and biotechnology companies lower. In a cover story for Time magazine, which named him its Person of the Year, Trump said: “I don’t like what […]

Lego Donald Trump Makes Christmas Anything But Great Again

This Lego Donald Trump will be on the naughty list ad infinitum. The plastic version of the president-elect seizes control of the North Pole just two days after his inauguration, in the latest stop-motion animated video by Alisha Brophy and Scott Miles. And as Santa Claus, he immediately sets to work in reshaping the holidays to be […]

Woman Sees Screaming Face Of ‘Donald Trump’ Inside Red Pepper

Will this pepper make vegetable chili dishes great again? A woman in southern England was slicing up a red bell pepper when she spotted what she said was the image of President-elect Donald Trump screaming straight back at her. “A discussion about Trump and the state of the world was going on while the veg […]

Televangelist Rick Joyner Says Donald Trump Is Like All Of Jesus’ Disciples At Once

Televangelist Rick Joyner said Donald Trump is like the disciples of Jesus Christ ― and not just one of them.  Apparently, Trump is all of them. In a clip posted online by Right Wing Watch, Joyner claimed that while Trump doesn’t respect politicians, he respects the clergy and has a “remarkable fear of the Lord.” Then, the […]

The Spoof Bands That Could Play At Donald Trump’s Inauguration

President-elect Donald Trump shouldn’t worry about which music stars will perform at his inauguration. After Elton John ruled himself out of the gig on Wednesday, Twitter users have been helpfully imagining a bunch of other (spoof) bands who could instead take to the stage on Jan. 20. Via the globally trending #TrumpInauguralBands hashtag, they’ve suggested everyone […]

Donald Trump Elector In Montana Under Fire For Saying Hang Gays ‘Where They Can Be Seen’

One of Donald Trump’s electors isn’t backing down from the hateful comments he made six years ago calling for the murder of gays. Dennis Scranton, one of Montana’s three Electoral College voters, made the explosive comments in a 2010 Facebook rant against same-sex marriage.  Scranton wrote:  “I think fruits are decorative. Hang up where they […]

Alec Baldwin Returns To ‘SNL’ As Man Without A Plan Donald Trump

Alec Baldwin channeled an out of his depth Donald Trump on his post-election return to “Saturday Night Live.” The actor as the President-elect met with Kate McKinnon playing his bewildered campaign manager Kellyanne Conway, a military chief and an unemployed coal worker excited about Trump’s promises of getting his job back for the skit. But […]

Kanye West Says He’d Have Voted For Donald Trump — If He’d Cast A Ballot

Kanye West just endorsed Donald Trump. The rapper didn’t comment on the president-elect during Trump’s campaign as GOP nominee. But he confessed on stage at the SAP Center in San Jose, California, on Thursday night that he would have voted for Trump if he had cast a ballot in the presidential election this month.  West revealed all during what described as […]

Joe Biden Trolls Donald Trump In Bittersweet Post-Election Meme

Vice President Joe Biden pulled pranks on president-elect Donald Trump in a bittersweet meme that’s been sweeping the web. Ever since Trump’s election victory, Twitter users ― including “Breaking Bad” star Aaron Paul ― have been busy imagining the conversations taking place between the outgoing Biden and President Barack Obama during this tricky transition. Biden invariably suggests […]

Bill Maher Loses It Over Donald Trump And The ‘Slow-Moving Right-Wing Coup’

Bill Maher isn’t laughing about the presidential election any more. The “Real Time” host got deadly serious on Friday to criticize the “politicized” FBI and implore the media to report on the “right-wing coup” that’s slowly taking over the country. “I know this is a comedy show and I’m going try to keep it on […]

Jon Stewart Shows How To Win A Twitter War With Donald Trump

Long before Donald Trump used Twitter as a weapon against his political enemies, he used it to attack comedian Jon Stewart.  It didn’t go well for Trump.  Speaking at the Stand Up For Heroes benefit in New York on Tuesday night, the former “Daily Show” host explained his feud with Trump, and how he came up […]

Surprising Strength For Donald Trump In This Democratic City

NORTH LAS VEGAS, Nev. ― If Donald Trump manages to eke out a victory in the fiercely contested swing state of Nevada, it will be thanks in part to this sun-blasted Las Vegas suburb, one of the communities hit hardest by America’s most recent housing crash. The Republican nominee’s grip on certain segments of the populace […]

Australian Comedy Team Fitzy and Wippa Take On Donald Trump In Hilarious Wham! Parody

You don’t have to be an American to see the absurdities in the U.S. presidential election.  Ryan “Fitzy” Fitzgerald and Michael “Wippa” Wipfli ― a.k.a. Fitzy and Wippa of Australia’s NOVA FM radio ― have cooked up a new parody that roasts Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump. Set to the tune of the 1984 Wham! hit “Wake […]

CNN’s Van Jones On Donald Trump: ‘You Can’t Polish This Turd’

CNN contributor Van Jones did not hold back when criticizing Republican candidate Donald Trump refusing to say he would accept the outcome of the presidential election.  “This is a very sad night for the country,” Jones said. “You can’t polish this turd. I’m sorry.”  “Technically you cannot polish any turd,” Anderson Cooper shot back. (Technically, […]

Donald Trump’s Women Take Him To Task In ‘SNL’ Spoof Of Beyonce’s ‘Sorry’

Without them, Donald Trump would “just be that guy with the weird hair.” That’s the message from the key women in the Republican candidate’s life in a biting “Saturday Night Live” spoof of Beyonce’s hit song “Sorry.” “Melanianade” sees Cecily Strong playing the brash businessman’s wife Melania, Emily Blunt and Vanessa Bayer as his daughters Ivanka […]

In Donald Trump’s America, People Like Marlee Matlin Are Worthy Of Mocking

With each new revelation of a callous comment or misdeed from his past, GOP presidential nominee Donald Trump alienates part of America’s population. This week’s target: people with disabilities — especially those who are deaf. Trump repeatedly called Oscar-winning actress Marlee Matlin “retarded” and directed demeaning sexual comments toward her on his show “The Apprentice” back […]

Donald Trump Inspires New NSFW Meaning Of The Acronym ‘GOP’

Bill Maher says the acronym “GOP” no longer stands for the “Grand Old Party.” In light of Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump’s disgusting remarks about women, the “Real Time” host says it now actually means “Grab Our Pussies.” “There’s a lot of things people don’t like about Hillary Clinton, but when she rubs you the wrong […]

Seth Meyers Destroys ‘Pervert On The Bus’ Donald Trump

NBC “Late Night” host Seth Meyers perfectly summed up on Monday night how many in America are feeling about Donald Trump right now. Between the Republican presidential nominee’s bragging about sexually assaulting women and his inflammatory responses during Sunday night’s debate, Meyers did not hold back in his take-down of the events of the past 72 hours. “So a man […]

Lin-Manuel Miranda Disses Donald Trump In ‘My Shot’ Remix On ‘SNL’

Lin-Manuel Miranda dumped on Donald Trump in his “Saturday Night Live” opener. The Broadway star rapped a reworded version of “My Shot” from his hit musical “Hamilton” to express his excitement about hosting the show. But when it came to reeling off the names of previous guests and hosts, he stopped short of mentioning the […]