Posts Tagged ‘Stephen’

Stephen Colbert Went All The Way To Russia To Troll Donald Trump Over ‘Tapes’

Stephen Colbert is ready to help President Donald Trump. Trump admitted on Thursday he didn’t have any recordings of former FBI director James Comey, as he had previously implied. But the “Late Show” host said he can find them… since he’s in Russia right now: .@realDonaldTrump Don't worry, Mr. President. I'm in Russia. If the […]

Fake Melania Trump Reveals Her Secret White House Escape Plan To Stephen Colbert

Melania Trump wants you to know she’s really happy now that she’s moved into the White House to live with President Donald Trump. Or rather, the version of the first lady played to perfection by Laura Benanti on “The Late Show” does. “I couldn’t be happier, see?” she told host Stephen Colbert. “These are my happy eyes.”  Here […]

Stephen Colbert Suggests The Perfect Place For Donald Trump To Testify Under Oath

President Donald Trump says he is fully prepared to testify under oath on his interactions with former FBI Director James Comey. But to ensure Trump’s total honesty during any possible hearing, “Late Show” host Stephen Colbert has an idea for where it should take place. And that’s on an “Access Hollywood” bus: "Under Oath" is […]

Stephen Colbert Likens James Comey’s Dinner With Donald Trump To ‘Jurassic Park’

Tonight: Stephen read through James Comey's pre-written testimony, and found some pretty weird stuff. #LSSC pic.twitter.com/XUWcabcyul — The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) June 8, 2017 “Late Show” host Stephen Colbert thinks fired FBI Director James Comey’s dinner with President Donald Trump was straight out of a movie. Namely, “Jurassic Park.” In written testimony released Wednesday, Comey […]

Stephen Colbert Imagines Another Batch Of Donald Trump’s Postcards Home

Donald Trump has got the postcard-writing bug. Kind of. On Friday’s “Late Show,” Stephen Colbert imagined another batch of notes that Trump has been sending back to his family members and allies during his first big trip abroad as president. “The Pope has a Golden Throne too!” he writes to his son, Donald Trump Jr., in […]

Stephen Colbert Brings Down The House With A Direct Message To Donald Trump

What seemed like a quick throwaway line about President Donald Trump got a big reaction when Stephen Colbert delivered it to his “Late Show” audience on Monday night. Colbert was speaking about the chaos in the White House press office, and Trump toying aloud with the idea of ditching daily briefings and doing his own press conferences […]

Stephen Colbert Explains Why Trump’s Firing Of Comey Isn’t Really Like ‘The Godfather’

President Donald Trump’s firing of FBI director James Comey has been likened to a classic scene from “The Godfather.” Following Comey’s dismissal on Tuesday, one senior intelligence official told NBC News that the “thuggish” and “humiliating” way in which his termination was carried out was like a “horse head in the bed.” It was “designed […]

Stephen Colbert Wants To Thank Donald Trump With A ‘Special’ Gift

President Donald Trump insisted on Twitter that everyone will be “thanking” him for firing FBI director James Comey this week.  That got CBS “Late Show” host Stephen Colbert to think of a way to express his own gratitude to the president.  “How should we thank him? We should get him something special,” Colbert suggested. “How about […]

Stephen Colbert Urges His Viewers To Go Watch Jimmy Kimmel

Stephen Colbert did something very unusual for a late-night talk show host: He urged his viewers to watch one of his rivals. “Last night was one of the rare times I did not just watch our show,” Colbert said on Tuesday. “I also watched our dear friend Jimmy Kimmel.” On Monday night, Kimmel delivered an emotional […]

Stephen Colbert: President Trump’s Wall Is Starting To Sound More Like A Blanket Fort

CBS “Late Show” host Stephen Colbert couldn’t help but notice President Donald Trump’s latest description of his border wall. Trump had told the Associated Press over the weekend that he believed estimates that the wall could cost $ 24 billion or more were overblown. “I think $ 10 billion or less,” he told the news agency. “And […]

Stephen Colbert Shreds ‘Self-Righteous Landfill Of Angry Garbage’ Bill O’Reilly

Tonight! Late Show host Stephen Colbert reacts to #BillOReilly's dismissal from Fox News. #LSSC pic.twitter.com/4pAIBJ9aGJ — The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) April 20, 2017 “The Late Show” host Stephen Colbert had some sharp words for Bill O’Reilly, the longtime Fox News host who was dumped by the network on Wednesday amid allegations of sexual harassment.   “I owe […]

Stephen Colbert Gives Members Of Trump’s Administration The Alter-Egos They Deserve

“Late Show” host Stephen Colbert regularly mocks the members of President Donald Trump’s administration during his monologues by giving them hilarious alter-egos. Since he’s off the air this week, Colbert’s team compiled a video montage of his finest put-downs. Watch the clip above to see who he described as the “alien-Sasquatch love child” and the “step-mom who […]

Stephen Colbert Mocks Donald Trump Over ‘Bring Your Daughter To Govern Day’

Tonight! Ivanka Trump is slated to become the President's "eyes and ears" as she begins her official job at the White House. #LSSC pic.twitter.com/hS3dnNNTeI — The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) March 31, 2017 Stephen Colbert poked fun at President Donald Trump on Thursday for hiring his own daughter. With media reports indicating that Ivanka Trump will serve as the […]

Stephen Colbert Shreds GOP For Scrapping Internet Privacy Rules

Stephen Colbert tore into House Republicans for voting to repeal internet privacy rules on Wednesday. Following Tuesday’s vote to allow internet service providers to share customers’ personal information (including browsing history) without their consent, the “Late Show” host said it was typical of “what’s wrong with Washington, D.C.” “I guarantee you there is not one […]

Stephen Colbert Slams Donald Trump’s ‘Bureau of Obvious Nepotism’

Stephen Colbert ripped President Donald Trump for hiring his own son-in-law for a key job in a newly created department.  Jared Kushner, who is married to the president’s elder daughter, Ivanka Trump, has been tapped by the commander in chief to oversee the “overhaul” of the government bureaucracy.   “And the government desperately needs overhaul,” Colbert […]

Stephen Colbert’s Alter Ego Delivers A Blistering ‘Werd’ On Donald Trump’s Budget

“Late Show” host Stephen Colbert brought back his conservative alter ego to take a look at President Donald Trump’s proposed budget cuts.  And let’s just say there’s a lot that the talk show host’s blustering “identical twin cousin” likes in it ― like cuts to Meals on Wheels, which the White House says hasn’t met its objective.  […]

Stephen Colbert Hilariously Imagines Donald Trump’s Other ‘Irish’ Proverbs

Stephen Colbert gave Donald Trump a helping hand with his proverbs on Friday. After the president hailed America’s Irish heritage by quoting what probably wasn’t actually an Irish saying, the “Late Show” host suggested a bunch of other (fake) Irish phrases for the commander in chief to use in future. Who knew that “You better […]

Stephen Colbert Mocks Kellyanne Conway’s Microwave Gaffe

Stephen Colbert tore into President Donald Trump’s adviser Kellyanne Conway on Monday for suggesting that microwaves could turn into cameras that spy on people.  Conway made the claim on Sunday during an interview with the Bergen County Record as she attempted to defend Trump’s baseless allegation that former President Barack Obama had wiretapped Trump Tower before the 2016 presidential […]

Stephen Colbert Does The Real Math On Donald Trump’s Promised Border Wall

President Donald Trump has promised so many things of his controversial southern border wall. On the 2016 presidential election campaign trail, Trump vowed that his proposed U.S./Mexico barrier would be “big, “powerful,” “impenetrable,” “physical” and “beautiful.” With the due date for contractors to submit prototypes falling Friday, “Late Show host” Stephen Colbert talked to construction experts […]

Stephen Colbert Savages Donald Trump’s Wiretap Tweets

Stephen Colbert picked apart President Donald Trump’s baseless wiretap claims on Monday night. After Trump tweeted claims ― without evidence ― that former President Barack Obama had ordered wiretaps on Trump Tower in the run up to the 2016 election, the “Late Show” host lamented how it had forced the White House to set its “Twitter […]

Joe Scarborough Tells Stephen Colbert Why His Show Won’t Book Kellyanne Conway

Joe Scarborough laid into President Donald Trump on Stephen Colbert’s “Late Show” Tuesday for having a chaotic first month in office. He also addressed during his appearance recent news that his show, “Morning Joe,” would not book Trump advisor Kellyanne Conway. “It got to a point where Kellyanne would keep coming out and everything she said was disproven […]

Stephen Colbert Ruthlessly Mocks Trump Over Nordstrom Freakout

“Late Show” host Stephen Colbert lampooned President Donald Trump for his latest tweet about Nordstrom dropping his daughter Ivanka Trump’s clothing line from its store.  Nordstrom cited poor sales as the reason for not buying the brand this season, a move Colbert said any businessman would understand.  “Except one,” he added, referencing Trump’s tweet in […]

Stephen Colbert Suggests Other Tribute Acts For Donald Trump’s Inauguration

Stephen Colbert believes it’s “a perfect fit” that a Bruce Springsteen tribute band is set to perform at Donald Trump’s inauguration party. “Who better to sing for a reality show president than a man pretending to be the Boss?” the “Late Show” host said Friday, in reference to the B-Street Band’s planned appearance at the […]

Stephen Colbert: Is Donald Trump Violating Laws Or Just Norms?

Is President-elect Donald Trump actually violating laws with his unconventional transition? Or is he only breaking with norms set by previous presidents? Stephen Colbert took a detailed look at the issue on Friday with the launch of his new segment, “Norm or Law?” The “Late Show” host examined whether Trump’s refusal to release his tax return […]

Stephen Colbert Gets All Queasy Over Donald Trump’s Cabinet Picks

Watching Donald Trump pick his cabinet is making Stephen Colbert feel nauseous. On Thursday’s broadcast of the “Late Show,” the comedian likened the experience to “watching your nana get a sponge bath.” “You know it has to be done, but it’s upsetting,” he quipped. Colbert analyzed the president-elect’s nomination of Oklahoma Attorney General Scott Pruitt to head […]

Stephen Colbert Shares His Post-Election Thanksgiving Survival Tips

Stephen Colbert has your back this Thanksgiving. The “Late Show” host shared some crucial survival tips that he hopes will help everyone get through what could be a tense holiday, following Donald Trump’s presidential election victory. “This year, you have a family duty to treat your political opinion just like grandma’s jello mold,” the comedian […]

Stephen Colbert Tells Trump University Grads To ‘Carpe Crotch-Um’

Tonight! Congratulations to the graduating plaintiffs of Trump University! #LSSC pic.twitter.com/cVaD3IHBet — The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) November 22, 2016 Stephen Colbert gave the final graduating class of Trump University a rousing pep talk on Monday. Following President-elect Donald Trump’s $ 25 million settlement in his university’s fraud lawsuit, the “Late Show” host said its last batch […]

Stephen Colbert Begs People To Stop Mocking World Leaders Like Kim Jong Un

Stephen Colbert is crusading against the mockery of world leaders. The “Late Show” host lightheartedly called on people to stop ripping international heads of state on Friday, following the news that China had called out its citizens for fat-shaming North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. “Sticks and stones may break their bones, but words can […]

Stephen Colbert Reveals His Hilarious Show Pitches For ‘Trump TV’

Stephen Colbert wants in on Donald Trump’s rumored TV network. With reports swirling that the GOP nominee wants to launch something akin to “Trump TV” following the presidential election, the “Late Show” host has been busy preparing some show pitches. “This is exciting,” Colbert said on Friday. “A brand new Trump business venture, although this […]

Stephen Colbert Helps Barack Obama Sharpen His Rusty Interview Skills

Stephen Colbert wants President Barack Obama to be as prepared as possible for his upcoming job search. The “Late Show” host gave the current commander-in-chief some hilarious interview tips during Monday’s broadcast. How helpful they’ll actually turn out to be is anyone’s guess. The comedian, appearing as an office manager named “Randy,” first warned Obama that 55 […]

Stephen Burlingham Going Beyond Art for Youth with Cancer

Cancer. The word that terrifies us, at any age. But when a young person is struck by it, it seems all the more tragic. To help cope with this harsh reality, Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend of The Who joined together to form WHO Cares and created The Lounge at Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center […]

Stephen King Compares Donald Trump To Cthulhu; Cthulhu Issues Angry Denial

The ultimate “deplorable” wants nothing to do with Donald Trump. A parody Twitter account set up for Cthulhu, one of the Great Old Ones created by early 20th century author H.P. Lovecraft, took offense to being linked to the Republican presidential candidate by novelist Stephen King: Breaking News: Reliable sources reveal that Donald Trump is actually […]

Stephen Colbert Gets Women From 1776 To React To The First Female Presidential Nominee

Hillary Clinton made history on Thursday night, becoming the first woman to accept the presidential nomination of a major political party ― and it was a long time coming.  In response, “Late Show” host Stephen Colbert went back to 1776 to see how two women delegates at the Second Continental Congress felt about the milestone. Joining him […]

Gossamer (Stephen Cosgrove’s Value Tales Series)

Gossamer (Stephen Cosgrove’s Value Tales Series) An encounter with a tattered and blind butterfly helps the lovely winter weasel Prettina understand the perils of vanity and the value of inner beauty. List Price: 32.44 Price:

Stephen Joseph Fleece Blanket/Pillow Set, Flower Multi-Colored

Stephen Joseph Fleece Blanket/Pillow Set, Flower Multi-Colored The flower fleece blanket and pillow set is perfect for baby and toddler nap-time or snuggling up with a story. Embroidered message on nap-time baby bedding set reads; Bloom where you are planted and Rise and shine. Blanket and pillow are decorated in trio of orange and pink […]

Stephen McCutchan – Laughter From the Well

Stephen McCutchan – Laughter From the Well Stephen Mccutchan – Laughter From The Well (CD NEW) Label: Cd Baby.Com/Indys Format: CD Release Date: 29 Mar 2011 No. of Discs: 1 EAN: 0884501476379 All our items are brand new. Our customer service is multilingual for your convenience and we offer Royal Mail Freepost Service available for […]

King Stephen, the Silver Man, and Greta the Witch

King Stephen, the Silver Man, and Greta the Witch In the court of King Stephen of England in the year 1136, there is a cunning courtier called Greta the Witch. Greta has a terrible vision of the future and a vision of a strange silver man, a traveler from another world. The king has a […]

Health Help Donated to St. Stephen Missionary Baptist Church by Charles Myrick of ACRX

ACRX Recognition Gallery: American Consultants Rx http://www.acrx.org -As millions of Americans strive to deal with the economic downturn,loss of jobs,foreclosures,high cost of gas,and the rising cost of prescription drug cost. Charles Myrick ,the President of American Consultants Rx, announced the re-release of the American Consultants Rx community service project which consist of millions of free […]

Health Help Donated to St. Stephen Missionary Baptist Church by Charles Myrick of ACRX

ACRX Recognition Gallery: American Consultants Rx http://www.acrx.org -As millions of Americans strive to deal with the economic downturn,loss of jobs,foreclosures,high cost of gas,and the rising cost of prescription drug cost. Charles Myrick ,the President of American Consultants Rx, announced the re-release of the American Consultants Rx community service project which consist of millions of free […]

Alligator Quilted Backpack by Stephen Joseph – SJ1001-54

Alligator Quilted Backpack by Stephen Joseph – SJ1001-54 Adorable Alligator quilted backpack, perfect for any toddler! This bag can be personalized for added cuteness. These boutique bags are suitable for carrying to parents-day-out programs, daycare, or just out on the town! Machine-washable (cold, hang to dry) cotton fabric makes this bag perfect for carrying daily. […]

Final ‘Colbert Report’ Ends With Stephen Colbert Becoming Immortal

After nine years and 1,447 episodes, Stephen Colbert made his last “Report” on Thursday night, not by killing off the character, as was speculated when it was announced that the Grim Reaper would be his final guest, but by becoming immortal. Colbert killed Death by shooting him during a game of chess. “I’m ending the […]

Stephen Hawking at the White House

British theoretical physicist, cosmologist, and author Stephen Hawking talks about his life in this brief interview from August 2009 Uploads by whitehouse Additional news-http://www.acrx.org -As millions of Americans strive to deal with the economic downturn,loss of jobs,foreclosures,high cost of gas,and the rising cost of prescription drug cost. Charles Myrick ,the President of American Consultants Rx, […]